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Types of Fathers: Schrödinger's Cat

Posted on May 29, 2020

Definitions belong to the definers, not the defined.

– Toni Morrison

Taxonomic Classification: Confusus labellus

This dad’s spirit animal is a duck-billed platypus. He’s the Harley riding tough-guy who paints his grandson’s nails and the softie who cries at the movies while on leave from his post on the Siachen Glacier. He was defying convention and labels long before non-binary humans entered the lexicon, and he’ll be doing the same long after they’ve become de rigeur. He makes friends everywhere he goes because he doesn’t judge people, and he is the bane (and joy) of gossipy neighbours. Supremely unconcerned with the opinions of sheep, this dad lives his best life and wants you to do the same.

If you were lucky enough to be raised at his knee, then you were taught to be true to yourself. You’re confident in who you are and you’ve never really cared for society’s opinions. No matter what you give him this Father’s Day, you will never be able to repay him for teaching you how to be comfortable in your own skin. Nonetheless, this categorically uncategorical dad deserves a fabulous gift on his special day.

Since he has such eclectic taste, finding the best Father’s Day gift can be really easy or really hard. Fortunately, William Penn has a Father’s Day gift catalogue that will appeal to all tastes. Click here to browse through our personalized and un-personalized Father’s Day gift range for the dad who’s beyond classification.

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